{"id":2889,"date":"2012-06-09T21:10:37","date_gmt":"2012-06-10T04:10:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/canadaru.net\/bufo_raddei\/?p=2889"},"modified":"2012-06-09T21:21:50","modified_gmt":"2012-06-10T04:21:50","slug":"%d0%b0%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%b4%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%b8%d1%87%d0%b5%d1%81%d0%ba%d0%be%d0%b5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/canadaru.net\/bufo_raddei\/?p=2889","title":{"rendered":"\u0430\u043a\u0430\u0434\u0435\u043c\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0435"},"content":{"rendered":"

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THE DEAN
\nLeaps tall buildings in a single bound
\nIs more powerful than a locomotive
\nIs faster than a speeding bullet
\nWalks on water
\nGives policy to God<\/p>\n

THE DEPARTMENT HEAD
\nLeaps short buildings in a single bound
\nIs more powerful than a switch engine
\nIs just as fast as a speeding bullet
\nTalks with God<\/p>\n

PROFESSOR
\nLeaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
\nIs almost as powerful as a switch engine
\nIs faster than a speeding BB
\nWalks on water in an indoor swimming pool
\nTalks with God if a special request is honored<\/p>\n

ASSISTANT PROFESSOR
\nMakes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall buildings
\nIs run over by locomotives
\nCan sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
\nTreads water
\nTalks to animals<\/p>\n

INSTRUCTOR
\nClimbs walls continually
\nRides the rails
\nPlays Russian Roulette
\nWalks on thin ice
\nPrays a lot<\/p>\n

GRADUATE STUDENT
\nRuns into buildings
\nRecognizes locomotives two out of three times
\nIs not issued ammunition
\nCan stay afloat with a life jacket
\nTalks to walls<\/p>\n

UNDERGRADUATE STUDENT
\nFalls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings
\nSays «Look at the choo-choo»
\nWets himself with a water pistol
\nPlays in mud puddles
\nMumbles to himself<\/p>\n

DEPARTMENT SECRETARY
\nLifts buildings and walks under them
\nKicks locomotives off the tracks
\nCatches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them
\nFreezes water with a single glance
\nIS God.<\/p>\n

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THE DEAN Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God<\/p>\n

THE DEPARTMENT HEAD Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Talks with God<\/p>\n

PROFESSOR Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Is faster than a speeding BB Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool Talks with God if a special request is honored<\/p>\n

ASSISTANT PROFESSOR Makes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall buildings Is run over by locomotives Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury Treads water Talks to animals<\/p>\n

INSTRUCTOR Climbs walls continually Rides the rails Plays Russian Roulette Walks on thin ice Prays a lot<\/p>\n

GRADUATE STUDENT Runs into buildings Recognizes locomotives two out of three times Is not issued ammunition Can stay afloat with a life jacket Talks to walls<\/p>\n

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